“Cut taxes” they said. “And again, and again!” they said. “Go to war” they said. “Update and expand the military” they said. “Create a national testing mandate to fix public education” they said. “Create a drug benefit for the elderly that protects pharmaceuticals” they said. And so it all came to pass. And there was much weeping an gnashing of teeth among any interested in fiscal responsibility. But the cautious were labeled nay-sayers, unpatriotic, liberal, or paranoid. “It’ll be ok” they said. After all, the debt is simply the cause of the economic downturn that the tax-cuts will fix! And so we reelected them because they were such good leaders. And now, the piper must be paid.
According to the New York Times, apparently Congress is having second thoughts about the technological overhaul that the Pentagon wants. Lo and behold, it will be expensive, and lo and behold, government has a massive, escalating deficit. A deficit that Republicans would love to blame on Medicaid and Medicare. Because that is the Republican way these days; it must be the fault of the poor people, not those who cut government’s income at the same time they went on a spending spree.
But, gosh darn it, now it looks like the pet Republican issues are coming up the chopping block too. It seems that we can’t be completely fiscally irresponsible. Things actually do have to be paid for, and since we cut taxes so heavily more money is unlikely to be pouring in from the outside. And that means the military, that iconic Republican institution, is in trouble too. Maybe this means that Congress and the President will finally realize that they have been absolutely moronic when it comes to fiscal policy. That taxes must be raised. Because government does a lot of useful things, and taxes are how you pay for those.
But Congress and the President got reelected by repeating the same old lines that everything will be alright if you just trust us. After all, isn’t President Bush a likeable guy? Didn’t he do a good job “leading the nation” after 9/11? You can trust him! So why should he learn anything if we won’t hold him accountable? But its not his fault, he didn’t do anything wrong! Because, as we all learned from watching the Presidential debates, this president doesn’t make mistakes. Well, Mr. Infallible, its time to go to work. Because the fiscal outlook of this country is completely shot, and it is your responsibility. So stop saying we need to borrow even more money to pay for a Social Security privatization plan and figure out how we are going to pay for this.
Go to work. It’s your job, fix it. Oh wait, but you won’t. Because taxes are burdensome and evil and must be destroyed, you’d rather ruin the country than fix it. Congratulations, America, nice job picking a leader.

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