Dick Cheney gave a very interesting interview to Larry King yesterday. First, he expressed shock and dismay that Amnesty International would criticize the prison camp at Guantanamo Bay. “For Amnesty International to suggest that somehow the United States is a violator of human rights, I frankly just don’t take them seriously.” He went on to say that Occasionally there are allegations of mistreatment. But if you trace those back, in nearly every case, it turns out to come from somebody who has been inside and been released … To their home country and now are peddling lies about how they were treated.”
Well, Cheney never did have a real firm grasp of the importance of truth-telling. Still, I guess that means he doesn’t believe it to be a violation of human rights to hold and interrogate prisoners for several years without treating them as POWs (which would entitle them to Geneva convention status) or charging them as criminals (which would give them the right to a trial). And, I suppose that widespread reports of prisoner beatings, Koran desecration (while the US News story was retracted, there have been any number of other, similar reports), sleep deprivation, and even murder by news sources as varied as the BBC, the New York Times, and the Washington Post (among many others) are all simply fabrications and lies. After all, Cheney has never investigated these claims, and since he believes in the goodness of our cause and our military, then the claims must be false! Besides, any attempt to hold the United States to a higher standard or to expose the flaws in American policies is unpatriotic, evil, and probably even treasonous, right? In fact, since we all know that God is, after all, on our side, these reports are also the work of the Devil, and anyone who spreads them must be demon-possessed Satanists.
Cheney also says that he believes the insurgency will be over by the time that Bush leaves office. I suppose that it is good that he has faith that this will be over shortly. After all, six years of civil war is not really all that bad, is it? Of course, he offers no evidence that the insurgency will be over then. If Dick Cheney’s predictions of the future were always correct, Iraq would be a thriving, stable, oil-producing, Commie-hating (oh, wait, sorry, Islamist-hating), secular American ally, and would currently be spreading the peace and good-will of Democracy across the Middle East. Well, I will say that his predictions are getting slightly more realistic.
Still, I wonder if the Untied States can afford to maintain over 100,000 troops in Iraq for another four years. Or is that a question that only the liberal, America-hating, unpatriotic heathens are supposed to ask?

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