Dec 252006
 

Last night I had a startling revelation apropos to Christmas… Santa Claus is a woman! In Spanish, male Saints are “San” (e.g. San Francisco, San Diego, San Jose) and female saints are “Santa” (Santa Ana, Santa Maria, Santa Anita). Santa Claus therefore is labelled as a female saint.

I’m still not sure why she’s masquerading as a man – what with the fake beard and all. Maybe back when she started up in the business gender equity wasn’t what it is today. Ultimately, the revelation doesn’t mean all that much practically since Santa’s role has been fairly gender neutral…

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all…

 

I feel like I’ve not been keeping Leftfielder as up to date as I would like, and for that I apologize. It feels like the last couple months have been just one emergency after another. And, to add to the delays, Christmas is almost here, and so there likely won’t be a lot of content added for the next couple of weeks. But, I promise you that come next year, leftfielder will be back in full force, whether you like it or not!

So Merry Christmas, and take care of yourselves,

Mike

 

New York city is implementing a polygraph program to try and monitor sex offenders. The sad thing is that if they had spent 10 minutes looking up the psychological literature on polygraphs, they would realize that it doesn’t actually detect lies very well. Polygraphs both false alarm and fail to detect lies with disturbing frequency. The sad thing is, preventing sex offenses is a great way to spend resources – it’s just this has no chance of successfully doing so. Instead, it siphons resources away from other programs that could be effective. One more instance of government going with intuition instead of data in developing policy.

 

“All politics is local.”  It’s a classic political dictum, but one that we often choose to ignore, especially with regards to autocratic regimes.  The idea is simple: politicians want, more than anything, to stay in power, and virtually everything that they do while in office is geared toward that end.  Makes perfect sense–except that, when it comes to foreign policy, we are all too eager to forget it.

The worst offenders these days are the neo-conservatives: Cheney, Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz, Bill Kristol and the rest of the Weekly Standard/Fox News crowd, etc.  The neo-conservatives, for instance, tend to believe both of these fallacies: that autocrats rule without a selectorate, and that most people, most places, are fundamentally pro-American.  (A selectorate is simply a group of people whose support is necessary to maintain power.)  These two assumptions led them to believe, among other things, that: the American troops would be “greeted as liberators” in Iraq; the Iranian government needs only a push before it will fall in the face of a pro-Western popular rebellion; popular elections are a panacea for religious fanaticism and anti-Americanism in the Middle East; autocrats are inherently unstable and unpopular; etc.

The problem is that both assumptions are false.  Dictators have short life spans if they don’t have the allegiance of the military, the police, and either the populace or the economically powerful.  And while an especially brutal ruler may be able to control one of these groups through fear, most of them have to be bought off.  Just look at Saddam Hussein.  There were lots of “winners” under Saddam’s rule: the military, especially the Republican Guard, the Baathists, middle class Sunnis, etc.  Hitler was extraordinarily popular among the middle classes and industrialists of Germany.  Kim Jong Il gives the North Korean military absolutely everything it asks for, which is why North Korea maintains one of the largest armies in the world. Dictators and autocrats spend just as much time worrying about keeping their selectorates happy as democratic leaders worry about reelection, and maybe even more.  After all, if George W. Bush becomes too unpopular with the American people, he can look forward to retirement on a ranch with a pension.  If Kim Jong Il becomes too unpopular with the military, he can look forward to an unmarked grave.  As for the assumption that most people, most places are fundamentally pro-American… well, at this point, I think we can dispense with that absurdity out of hand.

In short, the neo-conservatives have forgotten that all politics is local.  Virtually everything that any political leader does, in a democracy or in an autocracy, can be traced back to placating a constituency.  Remember this when you see the President of Venezuela lampooning President Bush.  Remember it when you see the President of Iran flaunt UN weapons inspectors.  Remember it when you see the President of France criticize American foreign policy.  Remember it when you see Chinese bureaucrats flaunting American human rights concerns.  And remember it when you see the Saudi Royal Family continue to try to play nice with both American diplomats and radical Islamist terrorist groups.  All of those people are simply trying to do their best to stay in power.  Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.

 

New York City has decided to ban trans-fat from restaurants. It’s one thing to ban cigarettes – smokers pollute the air around them and force other restaurant patrons and employees to take on health risks and the nasty stench. (Although I have qualms about the government enforcing smoking bans too). But to prevent FAT? The only person who suffers from eating fat is me. Nobody else takes on health risks because I choose to eat french fries. So, this isn’t about protecting the health of innocents. It’s about restricting choice.

The government has made a decision for me. They have said that they don’t think I am competent enough to manage my own diet… that I am incapable of looking after my own health… that my personal risk/benefit calculations are inferior to those of a group of people who have never met me. Turns out, I really like the flavor of KFC. And I’m willing to excercise a little more, or eat a little less of other things, and risk that I may, 50 years down the line, die a little earlier in order to be able to enjoy that flavor for 50 years. But the government doesn’t think that my preferences are valid. They think they know what’s best for me. This is the worst kind of paternalistic stupidity. Continue reading »

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